Hi:
I just got this from a former student, and thought you might like it :
"Tired of Those High Paid Teachers?
I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid teachers. Their hefty
salaries are driving up taxes and they only work nine or ten months a year!
It's time we put things into perspective and pay them for what they
really do, baby-sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage.
That's right. I would be willing to pay them $3 an hour, for only the
hours they worked; not any of that silly planning time. That would be $15 a day.
Each parent should pay $15 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their
children. How many do they teach in a day, maybe 25? Then, that's 15 x 25 =
$375 a day.
Though remember, they only work 180 days a year! There is no way I'm
going to pay them for any vacations. Let's see . . . that's 375 x 180 = $67,500.
(Hold on, my calculator must need batteries!)
Oh, yeah, we have those special teachers, or the ones with masters
degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage, just to be fair. Let's round it off to $6 an hour. That would be $6, times 5 hours, times 25 children, times 180 days = $135,000 per year.
Wait a minute . . . never mind. I guess their hefty salaries are a good
deal after all."